April 2012
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My paranoia problems
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
alpacapoop:
awesome-assembly-required:
Guys
I miss football so much
like
I’m just missing it all over my TV
I’m even pining for pre-season
guys
this is serious
same :’( baby come back to me~ i have never missed anything or anyone as much as i miss football… and bb eli on my tv
my Sundays are irrelevant
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jamjalex:
you cant spell husband without band
March 2012
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me: how is it possible to have a favorite song
me: how is it possible to have a favorite album
me: how is it possible to have a favorite member
me: what do you mean they're straight
me: say they're 'just a band' one more time
me: no i can insult them as much as i want but you can't
me: wat. its totally normal to cry over bands
me: gay gay gay gay
me: they are the most perfect human beings
me: age doesn't matter
me: i need concert tickets
me: why don't they ever come to this country
me: what do you mean you like them too no you're not allowed they're mine
me: cries
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To the shits spamming the Mark Sanchez tag...
