Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?


The Wine List | Kinfolk


3yo (after discovering the flap in the front of his underpants): “It’s a secret passage…TO MY PENIS!”


you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

#tbt to last night with a man who has no rival. There’s no solo artist, or even band, really, better than Ed Sheeran. (at Staples Center)

I might have 812 strokes. @teddysphotos

1 day ago  +0    Reblog


okay honestly this is me 100%

chandlerlizz: Once you get this you have to publicly say 5 things you like about yourself and then send it to you ten favorite followers :)

Oh wow okay let’s see here

Un- My face and I have a pretty good understanding as far as acne goes.
Deux- My music taste is legit on point.
Trois- I really like to help people with problems.
Quatre- I know all the moves to Bye Bye Bye thank you very much
Cinq- I can wait until the very last three minutes to do an assignment and still get an A bless

1 day ago  +0    Reblog
everyone you idolize wakes up scared to be themselves sometimes.
pete wentz (dec. 2005)



how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette